The Awful Truth Part 1 : Boys and Girls

This is the first of the 6 part “The Awful Truth” series of blog posts.

This is where I tell the truth about things that not a lot of people know or even want to know for the sake of peace.

I must say that I will pull no punches and I will call everyone on their bullshit. These posts are my opinion based on my observations over the past few years. Leave a comment should you feel compelled to do so or don’t… whatever.

 Alrighty then let’s get down to business.

If you read my post about me being afraid to love people because I don’t know then you will know that I have a lot of sisters and although I didn’t live with all of them I did learn a few things about girls. You may also know that my best friend is a girl that I have known my entire life. With that said I will quickly get to the point. There is no guy that has a female friend that he has never had a fantasy about at least once. Now I have a fantasy about my best friend in fact more than one; hundreds of times if fact if not thousands. I shake it off and forget about it until the next one pops up in her absence. I have asked around and I have heard the same thing all the time. In fact my bro, Jeremiah said that he can’t think of a female friend he hasn’t had a fantasy about.  The man that says he hasn’t had a fantasy about one of his female friends is a god damn liar and deserves to be hit with a metal spiked ball that’s on fire.

A lot of guys think of their female friends as their “sister” but come on, you have thought of doing unspeakable things to her at least once.

·         Ok there are a few exceptions

·         The asexual

·         The guy who is in love with his computer (I know that guy)

·         And the gay guy, which is bullshit he also may have thought of it at one point.

To the ladies reading this, think of all the guy friends you have. Now think of all the times he may have grabbed your ass or touched you in an inappropriate way in jest. That brother has had a fantasy or two about you. Your friend that you have known for so long, trusted with the deepest secrets, you have cried on his shoulder, told him everything. He has fantasised about having sex with you. Are you uncomfortable yet? Mission accomplished. I have now changed the way you look at your guy friend. Enjoy the conversations you have from now on.  To the guys reading this, you’re welcome.

 

Take care kids!